July 2011
1 post
An open letter
christopherpeters: Dear NJ turnpike ( or 95 even though you’re not really 95), Making the truck and car lanes merge right before the most used exit for the beach (7a) is probably the most ridiculous mess up in infrastructure I have seen. Oh wait let’s add construction. On a happier note I have been singing at the top of my lungs for the hour that I have gone 0.75 miles. It’s not me, it’s...
Jul 12th
June 2011
3 posts
cracked.com →
i’ve just discovered my new web addiction.
Jun 23rd
phew! THAT was a close one! →
my fridays just got better.
Jun 20th
it's time for a comeback!
it has been unbelievably long since i have tumbld. i am here to fix that. seeing as my life is ridiculously exciting and should be shared with the everyone i know (or that actually cares enough to read) i am making an official tumblr comeback. here i am world. get ready for a wild (probably short) ride!
Jun 19th
September 2010
1 post
Sep 14th
3 notes
August 2010
1 post
watch this isss so kewl! →
it’s been a while tumblr. but i’m back with a special vid for you all. it’s amazing. i intend on replicating it at some point during my senior year.
Aug 21st
June 2010
5 posts
Jun 26th
2 notes
clients from hell. →
Jun 16th
I want to go here. Who's with me?! →
Jun 15th
aviamon asked: you weren't even here! don't clown about how i didn't stay up
Jun 15th
Jun 8th
April 2010
2 posts
“I just did my taxes and thought of you.”
– Adam R. Cooke
Apr 6th
spring!
perfect weather. sunny, breezy, bike riding weather. make sure you ride fast enough so that when the bugs fly into your face they die on contact. SPRING! it smells like allergies
Apr 6th
March 2010
6 posts
adam r. cooke
lifeinatreehouse: Actually I had a dream about you and the movie the other night…totally weird and awesome! Ttyl man! Hope all is well! Adam Cooke WINNER! text messages i received from adam: “Holy poop! I’m kinda sick yo. I’m at the doctor’s right now. I think we better reschedule our hangout tonight because I don’t wanna give no one the Hiv.” ...
Mar 26th
SO cool. →
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Mar 5th
February 2010
8 posts
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
“Here’s to gettin’ more awesome bjs with $ than trivia.”
– Chris Effing Dayton (via chriseffingdayton)
Feb 16th
Feb 12th
who
let kieth get a tumblr?
Feb 8th
Feb 7th
kieth asked: WHO R KIETH!!!1?!?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1
Feb 7th
Feb 2nd
January 2010
19 posts
Jan 28th
15 notes
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
a wonderful exchange
Today I loaded my iTunes with a butt-load of Chris Flounder Peters’ music in exchange for something of mine (that’s up for interpretation). Thanks Mr. Peters.
Jan 25th
Jan 21st
winter session can be awesome.
Today my Stat class ended an hour early. why? I’ll tell you. My professor showed up 15 minutes late. As a result, we thought it was only fair he ended early. He wasn’t having it, so we offered to buy him lunch. We got out an hour early. I love college.
Jan 21st
A Formal Apology
Tonight at Kate’s, I was informed by an anonymous person (Avi) that my tumblr was boring. My deepest apologies, this will be rectified as soon as possible. Also, I was given the gift of “sweet tits” by Flounder. True story…Don’t ask how. Once again, my sincere apologies for anyone who shared the same feelings as Mr. Amon. I’m working on it.
Jan 20th
last night i stayed up till 4am
watching 6 episodes in a row of heroes. pathetic or awesome?
Jan 13th
Jan 11th
whhhhaaat? →
Jan 9th
Jan 8th
brilliant idea-terrible advertising. →
Jan 8th
Jan 7th
2 notes
Jan 7th
the level of excitement i get when my tumblarity goes up is probably unhealthy. unhealthy in a good way. i think.
Jan 6th
Jan 5th
oh college.
Boy 1: So how are you since I saw you at Home Grown?
Girl: What?
Boy 1: That night at Home Grown?
Girl: Oh yea, I'm good haha.
Boy 2: Do you even remember seeing him?
Girl: Nope.
Boy 1: Here's a refresher-you stole my beer.
Girl: Ohhhhh yeaaaa, now I remember.
Jan 5th
i want to permanently be transformed into an...
that is all.
Jan 4th
December 2009
10 posts
Dear Customer of Lynbrook Bagels,
Getting a 12 oz cup of coffee with ten sugars in it means you do not like coffee. Just don’t order it. Inject caffeine in your veins-it’s quicker that way. Sincerely, Concerned Coffee Maker
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
623 notes
December 26th
The day after Christmas is almost always a most depressing day. Pre-Christmas sales? done. Christmas music all day every day? done. Santa Claus? he doesn’t really exist…but done. Christmas decorations? major pain to take down…also done. However to fight said depression, my family so cleverly decided to have a post-Christmas “let’s pretend it’s still...
Dec 26th
snow
i love it. it’s pure, it’s soft, it’s beautiful. i love it up until it has any human contact. cars dirty it up, kids shovel it to make some quick cash…they kill my snow. it was once untouched, flawless, and, in a sense, perfect. people ruin everything. but they can’t ruin the first few moments of my first snowfall of 2009-it was glorious and that will not be...
Dec 20th