December 2009
10 posts
Dear Customer of Lynbrook Bagels,
Getting a 12 oz cup of coffee with ten sugars in it means you do not like coffee. Just don’t order it. Inject caffeine in your veins-it’s quicker that way.
Sincerely,
Concerned Coffee Maker
December 26th
The day after Christmas is almost always a most depressing day.
Pre-Christmas sales? done.
Christmas music all day every day? done.
Santa Claus? he doesn’t really exist…but done.
Christmas decorations? major pain to take down…also done.
However to fight said depression, my family so cleverly decided to have a post-Christmas “let’s pretend it’s still...
snow
i love it.
it’s pure, it’s soft, it’s beautiful.
i love it up until it has any human contact. cars dirty it up, kids shovel it to make some quick cash…they kill my snow. it was once untouched, flawless, and, in a sense, perfect.
people ruin everything.
but they can’t ruin the first few moments of my first snowfall of 2009-it was glorious and that will not be...
Flounder, this WOULD happen to you →
(via bethcohn)
awesome.
“oh, there it is.”
– Dr. D. Delaware
“I can taste the break. It tastes a lot like beer.”
– some kid
“Living with a Costa Rican has corrupted me. I now act like a Latin lover.”
– S. MacGuire
auto tune is awesome.