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Dear Customer of Lynbrook Bagels,

Getting a 12 oz cup of coffee with ten sugars in it means you do not like coffee. Just don’t order it. Inject caffeine in your veins-it’s quicker that way.

Sincerely,

Concerned Coffee Maker